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    August 24

    I dreamed a dream

     
     
    啊呜…允许我打个哈欠先……要收拾收拾旷废的Space…
     
    轰轰然一个华丽丽的一百天停在了我后面。这段日子就像一首轻松的谐谑曲,节奏明快,曲调委婉,还有很多漂亮的装饰音。我这健康的生活呀,哎呀实在是太健康了!(语言退化嗯加上…唉其情其状实在难以言述)实在是太健康了!啊反复的手法!…可以想象本文将以言语诡谲思想怪诞逻辑混乱为突出特点……
     
    啊——“前途向人才开放!”
    马路杀手的前途向我这样的车神级人才开放!
    多少次,在我怒踩油门超过巡场教练车时——
    听!窗口依稀传来啧啧的赞叹声(嗯当然了也可能是变频的骂声……)
    多少次,在我提速横跨单边桥时——
    看!师父闭上了他那惺忪的睡眼(气得嘴歪眼斜)
    想起那些在教练场挂二档飚车的——日——子——啊——
    怎么那时候就不提杆考备考科目有九项而不是四项呢!!!
    啊!还有!我们师父真的非常牛!
    谵语……谵语……
    除了最后一句!
     
    啊——飞禽要换羽毛了!
    死胖子们肚子一天比一天大了!
    不用作防守步腆肚子就领先我半个身位啦!
    死胖子们腿比我腰都粗了!
    不用跟着跑就把我挤飞了!
    死胖子们脚踢球越来越严重了!
    还有盖不着我就生生给我撸下来啦!!!
    我突不进去——投;
    投不进去——传;
    传不出去……
    啊我失误了违例了被教练换下了……(我们一直五打四来着)
    我泪奔了……这是打球么?
    不!!!(怒号!!)这不是打球!
    啊!篮筐!
    我腆颜仰望你是——多——么——惭——愧——
    他们摸不着篮网!!!!!
     
    啊——“我清账了,兄弟!你自谋出路吧!”
    Lydie!你是去结婚么?
    Julien!你妻是中国人么?
    杰明!不要再看串行!你的秀发——飘逸!
    ——那是哪个牌子的洗发水?
    Luc!我思故我在!
    Onzo!中文就别跟读了!
    Staphane!你怎么能有孩子呢?!
    Tomas!刀客啊刀爷!
    Romain!开车不要太猛!把我这车神放不放在眼里!
    啊——只要心还牵挂着,朋友永远不会分手!
    啊!啊!
    啊!
     
     
     
    让人喜欢是一件困难的事情。可是喜欢你们如此容易。你们通通都是我的贵人。
     
    啊!思维跳跃一下—— 啊!我也曾骂过街,我也曾狷急迷惘抑郁躁狂,我也曾残忍屈节离弦走板,我也曾聒噪不羁漠然哭丧。
    然而不是纡尊降贵,也还得这样扭曲趔趄。没被孤独和痛苦击败,最重要的一句话就是:
     
        “我们要超脱生活的不幸,轻松的唱那欢乐的老调:天怒难犯”。
     
        祝我们有个好梦!
     
        很失眠!

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

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    wrote:
    wo cai zhi dao yuan lai ni ye shi zhe me cuo luan de ren a..
    Aug. 27
    悦 沈wrote:
    你这不是一般的文采。。。
    Aug. 26
    陈蓝wrote:
    神经错乱。。。。。。
    Aug. 25
    Annie ANNwrote:
    你……还好吧……
    像是中暑症状
    Aug. 25
    Diana Xiawrote:
    这是我见过的思维最跳跃的文章了。。。不愧是酋长同学
    Aug. 24

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